Do you know anyone that knows absolutely nothing about football? One of those people who thinks Joseph Desire-Job was some kind of kinky sex game, or still firmly believes Michael (or Mark) Owen was the best player of all time? Well, now is their moment of fame. Or not.


Set them the challenge to try and name a football team of any players who come to mind, and try and promote a 4-4-2 system..then tell them to name a manager too. 

Voice record it or film it and send it to us. We will add the best ones to our site and produce a laughable graphic of your 4-4-Not a Clue team.


Over time, we will produce a team of the most-favoured players in the squad from all the entries. We suspect Steven Lampard, Alex Ferdinand and ‘that tall one – Couch’ will be high on the list…


Send your entries, written, filmed or recorded to info@headersandvolleys.co.uk or post them to our twitter with #4-4-notaclue to @headersandvoll1 

Listen below to my girlfriend’s attempt!

Nice to see Emile Heskey and Michael Owen back together…

2 thoughts on “4-4-Not-a-Clue

  1. Gk, Jordan Henderson
    Lb, Jesse lingard
    CB, Gerrard
    CB, Wayne Rooney
    RB, Harry kane
    RM, Beckham
    Cm, Pog
    Cm,Tristiano Ronaldo
    lm, Alex oxo Chamberlain
    st,Dele Alli
    St, Paul sheringham

    1. We love the fact that some of the more obvious players have no first name, as well as the final flourish of Paul Sheringham! H&V

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