Do you know anyone that knows absolutely nothing about football? One of those people who thinks Joseph Desire-Job was some kind of kinky sex game, or still firmly believes Michael (or Mark) Owen was the best player of all time? Well, now is their moment of fame. Or not.
Set them the challenge to try and name a football team of any players who come to mind, and try and promote a 4-4-2 system..then tell them to name a manager too.
Voice record it or film it and send it to us. We will add the best ones to our site and produce a laughable graphic of your 4-4-Not a Clue team.
Over time, we will produce a team of the most-favoured players in the squad from all the entries. We suspect Steven Lampard, Alex Ferdinand and ‘that tall one – Couch’ will be high on the list…
Send your entries, written, filmed or recorded to email@example.com or post them to our twitter with #4-4-notaclue to @headersandvoll1
Listen below to my girlfriend’s attempt!